calumfood:

you know what’s hard? keeping a straight face when you are thinking about your favourite band member going down on you in public

(via i-wanna-be-lukeys-charm)

disheartens:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta needs a man but can’t really get one 

(via phangs)

disheartens:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta needs a man but can’t really get one 

(via phangs)

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trashmagicxo:

mjolkk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

I love you

(via 5secondsof-asdfghjkl)

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts, via braverylouhaz)

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